Hello fans! The worlds most erratic blogger is back! I know it's been a while since I've posted anything of decent quality, but truth be told, I've been extremely busy being lazy. It's true! My devoted family has been very accommodating in providing me with all kinds of over the top antics to write about, but the problem is that once I get some quiet time to write, I get a little distracted by this little networking thingy called facebook. I'm not sure if any of you have actually heard of it, but it's a terrific tool to keep tabs on not just your closest friends, but people you haven't spoke to in millions of years! I often find myself riveted by the golden status updates that inform me if someone is staying in and watching CSI with their spouse, or maybe someone is contemplating having a shower, but they don't feel like getting off the couch to do it (btw-I hear ya sister. Once I'm down, it's very hard to get me back up again-hygiene be damned!). I've even seen (read?) entire relationships disintegrate, and all out war break out, with the aid of the glorious status update, and after witnessing something like happen, how can I be expected to come on here to keep you all entertained when so many of my closest, (and barley familiar), FB friends are on fire over there? There's no competition. That being said, I guess I could, and should, try a little harder to be consistant with my blog. Of course, I say this now because facebook is a little slow today; the most interesting things I've read there so far is that my little cousin is growing a wicked beard, and my friends husband was hit by a semi. BORING! Come on people of the internet! Entertain me!
On that note, dear and faithful readers (Hi Gramma!) tune in next week for a little gem I've dubbed "Pukeahontis Part II"....Mmmm sounds good, right?
3 comments:
Oh, I've been dying to hear the juicy details. Nothing I like better than a good puke story...if I don't have to clean it up.
Its about FREAKIN time you were back on the blog wagon!!!!!! - can't wait to read about the Olive Garden incident :)
P.S. In the future I think we (your fellow bloggers) should enforce a maximum amount of time you are allowed to go between blogs....I vote for 2 weeks. Anyone with me?
I'm with Heather. If you don't blog at least every two weeks, we're gonna come and puke on your doorstep. You know, just give you a little blogging fodder.
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